"LOOSE CANNONS" Band
Findlay, Ohio ( FLAG CITY USA )
07/05/10
WELCOME TO THE BITCH PAGE. WHERE I DO ALL THE BITCHIN' AND YOUR OPINION MEANS NOTHING.
THERE ARE A FEW RULES.
1.YOU AIN'T ALWAYS GONNA LIKE WHAT I SAY.
2. DON'T WHINE ON THE GUEST BOOK 'CAUSE I'LL JUST DELETE IT. UNLESS IT'S GOOD, THEN I'LL KEEP IT.
AND NOW ON WIT' DA BITCHIN'
ALLRIGHT I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE. BUT SLACKING IS MY FORTE AND I'M GOOD AT IT.
WE JUST CELBERATED THE THE ANIVERSERY OF THE BIRTH OF THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. EVEN MORE PROUD OF THE SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AND AIRMEN AND WOMEN PROTECTING US FROM GETTING BLOWED UP BY SOME TALLY BANN SCREWJOB. DON'T FORGET TO SUPPORT THESE FOLKS. AND THANK GOD FOR EM, AND PAY HOMMAGE TO THE FALLEN ONES. ESPECIALLY THE FALLEN ONES.
YA' KNOW INDEPENDENCE DAY AIN'T JUST HOTDOGS APPLE PIE AND FLAG WAVIN' OH NO! IT'S ALSO ABOUT ALCOHOL AND FIREWORKS. WHAT A WONDERFUL COMBINATION. WHO HASN'T GOTTEN ALL SHITFACED AND INVOLVED THEMSELVES IN A BOTTLE ROCKET/ROMAN CANDLE FIGHT. AND WAKING UP THE NEXT MORNING TO SECOND DEGREE FLASHBURNS YOU DON'T REMEMBER GETTING THE NIGHT BEFORE. YOU CAN TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT THE SCARS BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THEY CAME FROM. AHHH...GOOD TIMES .
JULY 4TH USED TO BE A MEMORABLE TIME FOR ME. I USED TO SIT IN THE BACK YARD,AND WAIT FOR THE EVENING TWILIGHT. THAT'S WHEN THE DRUNKEN NEIGHBOR GUY USED TO COME OUT IN HIS BACK YARD AND SET HIMSELF ON FIRE WITH HIS FIREWORKS. UNFORUNATELY THAT CAME TO AN ABRUPT END WHEN HE TRIED TO LIGHT A FART WITH A SKY ROCKET AND BLEW HIS ASS APART. I'M GONNA MISS THAT GUY.
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP DEPT. (LITTERALLY)
ST. LOUIS -- Talk about dirty money. A professional pooper-scooper found 58 bucks in a pile of doggie doo. Steve Wilson works for DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal in the St. Louis area. On a recent clean-up call, he noticed the bills sticking of out of some poo.
At first, Wilson wasn't sure what to do about the dog doo. But he sanitized the greenbacks, but the money in a plastic back and gave it to the customer. The poo bucks are a first. The Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists says Wilson is the first in the industry to scoop cash from poop and return it.
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